Der Heldische Jam

That's "The Heroic Jam" to those of you who don't Deutsch sprechen. But what we are looking at here is really one of the most classic Man Jams of all time: Der Kapitän from Das Boot. How can you deny the intensity of those piercing, blue eyes? Or his rock-solid resolve? He is a man as a man should be. And he gets even better as he gets all scruffy. I would also venture to say that he is Der Traumjam (The Dream Jam). Das Boot? I think a better title for that movie would have been Dream Boat!!!

The Mayoral Jam

It's not often you get a crush on a politician. Mostly because they're usually old, fat, hairy, racist son-of-bitches who make careers out of ruining your life. But then along comes Mr. Kennedy-lookin', charge-takin', gay rights-lovin', bulletproof hair-havin' Gavin Newsom. Admit it, you got a secret little thrill up your spinal column when you heard he got divorced. It is your civic duty to Jam on that!

The Shark Jam

Jams can sometimes come in the strangest of disguises.

The Hidden Jam

Sometimes a Man Jam is not obvious at first sighting. Maybe not even the third, fifth or even 11th. But then one day, it comes to you as a surprise. Kind of like that shock you sometimes get from those metal napkin dispensers at the diner. Weren't expecting it. That is what we call The Hidden Jam. And a perfect example of The Hidden Jam is Desmond on Lost. See? A total Jam. (Don't pay attention to the pear-shaped hair. Or the Yanni-esque shirt.)

The Questionable Jam

Hugh Jackman. As far as a Man Jam goes, he has much in his favor: sweet pecs and 'ceps, dashing good looks, and more charms than Joan River's necklaces. So, why is he "The Questionable Jam" and not just a Certifiable Jam? One word: Shoooooooowboaaaaaaat. That's right: he is a tried and true theater geek. He does musicals. Loves them even. Canno get enough, Jenny. But, despite that, he is still pretty jammable. And that's saying something.

Jam du Jour

Now that the cracking Peter Brady voice has been replaced by a sexy man voice, Leo may take his place in the Man Jam Hall of Fame. Recently seen in The Departed, Leo is looking a little scruffy, getting into some dangerous scraps, and mostly importantly, ACTING LIKE A MAN!!!

Somebody get me a spoon. I'm ready to Jam.

For Those About to Jam, We Salute You.

Last Friday this guy right here sang Sweet Child of Mine at the Bow Bow Lounge to surprise me. After that he got into a fist fight to protect my honor. THAT RULED. Then we went to a strip club and everyone was all hem-hawing about the cover so he paid for everyone. That's what you call a real man. And, he is a bonafide Jam as well. Put the two together you and got yourself a Man Jam for the Ages. The best part of it is, he lives at my house and I can Jam on that whenever I want to. Ow-oww-OWWWWW!!!

Multilingual Jam

Babel is a new movie starring Brad Pitt (Classic Jam) and Gael García Bernal. That right there is not too bad of a Jamwich. I'm gonna go ahead and put it out there that Gael is Mexican Jam Numero Uno. El Jammo Delicioso!

The Original Man Jam

It was a cold, rainy night. Actually it wasn't. It was just the friday before Memorial Day Weekend at a matinee showing of Poseidon (GREAT film, btw). Josh Lucas came on the screen in all his blue-eyed hunky glory and Cindy exclaimed, "I could definitely jam on that." And that was the beginning. There is no end. Long live the Man Jam.

The Most Jamable Man on Earth

One look into those dreamy brown eyes and the debate is over. This is the most jamable man on earth.

Hunky yet sophisticated. Tough yet sensitive. Smart yet vulnerable. He is Matthew Fox. And he is The Ultimate Man Jam.

Case closed!

The Doctor is in

How about that Lost premiere last night? More importantly, how about that Jack? Is it me or does he have more tattoos than ever? The Big L calls him the Ultimate Man Jam. I don't know if he's the ultimate, but I could certainly jam on that!