The Super Sexy Superstar Jam

What to say about this blue-briefed babe? That his wavy page-boy hair and 70s-sleaze mustache are like frosting on a perfectly packaged cupcake? I'd like to taste somma that!! Just imagine him pulling up to your apartment in a smurf-blue camaro, walking up to your door with a bunch of fresh daisies, and wearing nuttin but those snug blue briefs. You would just die.