The GyllenJam

Wow. Okay. Here's Jake Gyllenhaal as the cover boy of GQ. His new movie is Zodiac, which features a Jam triple threat - Jake, Robert Downey Jr., and Mark Ruffalo. It is a movie about dark wavy hair and brooding, sensual eyes. Oh, and people killing each other and stuff.

The Dark Irish Jam

If you like 'em bloody, half-naked and constantly on the run from zombies, check out Cillian Murphy in 28 Days Later. You could OD on eyes and lips alone.

P.S. to the Perfect Jam

In case you weren't convinced. Ladies, let your hearts be set a-throb.

The Perfect Jam

First there was Jason Lee. Skateboarder-turned-actor. A Jam. Except we should have known that things would go downhill with him since he chose to act in some of the worst films ever made (Chasing Amy, Dogma). He also then started going bald and became a Scientologist, which is like buying a first-class ticket to the Land of Non-Jams. It was sad. But then along came Johnny Knoxville.

Johnny Knoxville is both dashingly handsome and irresistibly cute at the same time, which is something very, very few can claim. Plus he has charming style, he's a little bit bad (which always gets some Jam points), and apparently has balls of steel. A Jam of dreams.

The Post-9/11 Jam

Only one thing would keep me from watching "Heroes", and that's "24" in the same timeslot. This is the ago of Tivo. Can we please not have all the shows on at the same time? I don't know who Claire's mom turned out to be, but I do know this: Jam, I mean, Jack Bauer has saved the world at least ten times, and it's still as hot as ever! Don't you just love the uncompromising and brutal way he goes after swarthy evildoers, just to save the lives of total strangers?

Picture him and his forearms gunning down foe after foe with all kinds of stuff exploding in the background, in a montage to the tune of Bonnie Tyler's "Holding out for a Hero". In our post-9/11 world, can you afford not to jam on that?