The Super Sexy Superstar Jam

What to say about this blue-briefed babe? That his wavy page-boy hair and 70s-sleaze mustache are like frosting on a perfectly packaged cupcake? I'd like to taste somma that!! Just imagine him pulling up to your apartment in a smurf-blue camaro, walking up to your door with a bunch of fresh daisies, and wearing nuttin but those snug blue briefs. You would just die.

The Ken Doll Jam

Admittedly there is something a little bit too Ken Doll-ish about this Jam. Or maybe it's more Kmart catalog. But whatever. This guy is a total Jam. Just watch the first half hour of Little Children to get the vibe. He has the dreamiest eyes. Or maybe it's more a certain look he gives that is just so hot it makes you melt. He also has a body that is so perfect it's almost too perfect, if you know what I mean. But again, whatever. He is a J-A-M Jam.

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