The Tudor Jam

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is in a ten-part drama series on Showtime called The Tudors, playing Henry VIII. Yeah, just for comparison's sake let's look at the real HVIII:

You know you could fit two of him in Henry's corpulent fat suit. Historical inaccuracies aside, who wants to see someone who actually looks like Henry get it on? Not I. From the looks of it it's one of those period pieces full of "romping" and "royal scepters". But hey, good fun is bound to be had. Anne Boleyn was a total ho, after all.

Your décolletage bores me.

Come and sit on Santa's lap.

Off with your clothes!

Men of Lost: The Iraqi Jam

Naveen Andrews, in real life, is with a woman 21 years his senior. Barbara Hershey. She's 57! That's super hot 'cause you know they are totally in love. Him as Sayid on Lost is even jammier though. Similar to Jack Bauer, someone who is intimately familiar with effective torture methods is a man to be reckoned with. It was even cute when he hooked up with Shannon -- he can make a woman forget all about her affair with her brother.

Do you crash here often?

I've got some airline snacks back at my place.