The Mayoral Jam

It's not often you get a crush on a politician. Mostly because they're usually old, fat, hairy, racist son-of-bitches who make careers out of ruining your life. But then along comes Mr. Kennedy-lookin', charge-takin', gay rights-lovin', bulletproof hair-havin' Gavin Newsom. Admit it, you got a secret little thrill up your spinal column when you heard he got divorced. It is your civic duty to Jam on that!