Bat Jam
Just saw The Prestige. Hugh Jackman was as questionable as ever, as the poncy entertainer, and I'm starting to wonder if his body is CG, because it truly doesn't belong with his head.Okay, I admit a battle between rival magicians in Victorian London is about as questionable as it gets. But Christian Bale is no poofter, nor is he a merely a Comparative Jam. He's working class, rough-and-tumble, cocky, dirty, obsessed, brilliant, shirtless, I could go on and on. He is a Jam -- of EPIC proportions.

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Except for when he is not a Jam, as in The Machinist which is a truly terrible movie and in which the Bat Jam looks about as jammable as a chicken.
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